junk drawer

Today, Meg and I are sifting through junk drawers and have rearranged every piece of furniture in the house. If the toilets weren’t adhered to the floor, I think they would be subject to rearrangement, too. Going through the junk drawer, I found such gems as 3 Euros (in coin form), keys to every car I’ve ever owned, my cat’s rabies tags from 6 years ago (and several phone numbers back), and an actual road map. In the age of Google maps and GPS, I wonder why I still need that. If you watched The Office last night, you’ll know.