V-day

I haven’t said much about this on my blog up until now. With everything going on with my grandmother, it didn’t seem appropriate. (by the way, as of this morning, she’s still holding on, but with the prognosis that she’ll pass sometime soon).

Anyway, today is V-day for me. Vasectomy day, that is. Yeah, busy week, busy week. So if you see me hobbling around at church on Sunday, just be nice I had plans to make a T-shirt for the occasion, but with the week’s craziness, I didn’t get that done. But, listed are a few of my potential V-day slogans. Please, leave your own options in the comments. (keep it relatively clean, this is a Christian blog).

A few to get you started:
“I went for a vasectomy, but all I got was this stupid T-shirt”
“V is for vasectomy valium”
picture of positive pregnancy test, with a circle / slash like the don’t smoke sign
“Fertile” (and printed on the inside) “Sterile” (this one I’d wear to the surgery and invert)
“I’m down with E.S.S.” (ie. Elective Sterilization Surgery)
for my Kids, two shirts that say “We’re it!”
“I survived V-day”
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